I love my kids.  Ridiculously so.  And one of my favorite things?  The things that they say.  For example:

(and just in case you didn’t know – I am 36 weeks pregnant.   That would be an important detail for this to make sense)

Hannah: I could break your water, mom.

Me: I don’t think so, sweetheart.

H: I totally could.

Me: Well…you could pray that my water would break, but I don’t think you could break it – nor do I want you to try.

H: (closes eyes) Dear God, could you please break mommy’s water so she can have this baby?  She’s bored of being pregnant.

Oh that He will answer after the wedding we shoot on June 25…