I have two of the coolest brothers a girl could ask for.
They are talented, incredible men with absolutely awesome wives. (Each has one wife…)
Here’s a little text message exchange that helps you understand why…
Me: I just head the news. Macho man Randy Savage passed away. We’ve already had a moment of silence and I’m planning on wearing black spandex for the rest of the day in his honor. I’m sure you’ll join me…
(Side note: My brother and I were huge WWF fans back in the day. And yes, I am well versed in all things Hulk Hogan, the Ultimate Warrior and Sargeant Slaughter…)
Chris (my brother): Ooooooh yeah. Sad to hear. I may jump from the top rope in his honor.
Me: It’s only fitting. And you should probably hit someone in the back with a folded chair when they aren’t looking. All while snapping into a Slim Jim, of course.
Chris: Just did it to Kim.
(Kim = HIS WIFE)